Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
dang girl, back that ass up. now parallel park it. now make this sharp turn. good job, keep it up. you’ll pass your drivers test in no time
if anyone ever tells you to man up, just knock them unconscious and as they lie motionless of the ground, lean over them and whisper
i have this problem where i don’t have enough time to actually do things because i’m too busy sitting on my ass doing nothing
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because ashley cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.
Ashley is in charge of snacks
Ashley ate all the snacks
she was suPPOSED TO BE WATCHING the DOOR